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He is so happy that this blog doesn't incorporate anything from Sonic X into its canon, otherwise he would be far more distraught over this whole situation. Instead, he's currently just disturbed by Sonic plotting murder.
#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#(DASH COMM.)#((pops my head up from the icon mines))#((holy shit scourge you fuckin killed my blue dude dead in one hit))#((anyways who's cosmo? what's a sonic x. isnt that when you're shipping sonic with someone))#((... honestly i'd take sonic x as canon if rain wanted some tails and cosmo content but that's just rain's special privileges activating))
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He'd REALLY rather not, but it wouldn't be the first time he's done colossal amounts of crime to bail you out of something, so... Yeah, sure, ugh.
Tails you'll help him hide the bodies right
#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#badnikbreaker#((the fucking no formatting no tags most insane post. it's goddamn killing me SDFGHYGTFRDC))#((rain why is your sonic so unhinged. this one bites i just know it))
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[ "TINY FOX. THIS UNIT IS DISSATISFIED WITH THE RATE OF PRODUCTION YOUR PERSON IS OUTPUTTING. TO ENSURE A SWIFTER AND MORE SATISFACTORY ICON ASSEMBLY PROCESS, PLEASE CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING." ]
[ "WORK FASTER." ]
"Omega, please... there are like, three other muses that are being iconned alongside you. Not to mention that your appearances are a little less frequent than them! So it's gonna take a good bit of time to—"
[ "ABRUPT RETORT: NONE OF THEM ARE CAPABLE OF ROBOT-BASED HUMOR, WHILE THIS UNIT IS. FIVE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-SIX SEPARATE LAUGH TRACKS HAVE BEEN PRE-INSTALLED AND PREPARED FOR USAGE." ]
[ "COMICAL SLOW CLAPS FOR SARCASTIC WITTICISMS THAT CAN BE PLAYED AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE, ALL IN THE PALM OF MY MECHANICAL HAND." ]
[ "THERE IS NO HUMOR BETTER THAN A ROBOT'S DRY HUMOR. I HAVE AN ENTIRE PEANUT GALLERY DOWNLOADED ONTO MY HARD-DRIVE. THE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOVE IT." ]
#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#;tbd#((ignore me; i'm coping as i get tired of iconning at 2 am))#((i wanna write omegaaaaa. he's got so much bastard in himmmm))#((it's just a more blunt glados if it's even possible))#((but i'm iconning for four goddamn muses right now so despite the fact that i've made a lot of icons; it's still slow-going))#((but dont worry; im not gonna make omega a complete stooge; he's more than a joke character. i just.))#((well i Do want to make robot jokes i will be completely transparent. slow clap processors sdfgbhygtfc))#((hhhhhhh im tired. one-frame collapses into bed))
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Wow. Lots of noise over there.
Anyways these soft shell tacos are delicious, Whisper. I love little mom-and-pop diners like this. That's where you always get the best food.
#(IC.) ''Just call me Tails!''#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#(DASH COMM.)#herogardn#((and now for something completely different SDFGTGRFD))#((pay no attention to the hedgehog throwing happening over there))
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"IS THAT MOTHERFUCKER SINGING A DISNEY VILLAIN SONG AT ME?? WHO THE HELL SIGNED ME UP TO FIGHT PIZZA TOWER DEADPOOL, WHAT IS HAPPENING."
#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#(DASH COMM.)#emptyzone#((man only on tumblr. i love this shit so much))
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@metalcopy replied to your post: what else do kids like? video games? you want the new porkymon
this is sad. i mean... every book on parenting tells you not to bribe a child. how are you gonna just—
@lightdash replied to your post: do it for the bit tails
he will take one copy of spider-man 2 on the playstation 5 in exchange for the current and precise geographical location of sonic the hedgehog. the guy doesnt sit still so you're on your own once you get there, but the game of where in the world is sonic sandiego will definitely be cut short.
#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#metalcopy#lightdash#((GODDDDDDD))#((tails voice: are you kidding me? im not selling out my best friend. you can offer me all the riches in the world; im not--))#((sonic voice: no it's gonna be so funny tell him tails))#((tails voice: SIGHS AS HE OPENS GOOGLE MAPS))
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so i have this amazing idea. right. listen. you give me the coordinates of sonic the hedgehog (preferably when he's fast asleep and defenseless) and i'll give you this snickers bar. what do you say.
Not for a Snickers, not for a Klondike Bar. Not even for a Scooby Snack.
GO AWAY AND STAY AWAY.
#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#(ANSWERS.) ''And that's my scope of the scene!''#metalcopy#((i tag this as crack but is it ever really))
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"Every time I respond to Ava, I hear lightning strike outside. Is that normal?"
#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#badnikbreaker#((pats tails on the head. im very glad you built friends that can spawn into any thread at a moment's notice))#((your literal saving grace))
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"I'm sure my brand new government-assigned robot-making buddy is completely fine and not at all experiencing the horror level in a video game."
#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#(DASH COMM.)#emptyzone#((writes that response. sees jae about to fuckening die))#((walks out of the room. im sure she'll be fine))#((wait no it's 2024 now her yearly continues reset; she might Not be fine))#((mmmmmmmmm it'll make for good content at least))
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@badnikbreaker replied to your post: TAILS!!!!
SONIC TOLD ME TO DO IT??? HOW AM I AT FAULT. and dont do that whole "if sonic told you to jump off a cliff would you" thing because we both already know the answer.
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"Hmn. Forgot about Mephiles, actually. And I technically still have to face the music of the plot where I'm actually straight-up murdered. Silver's been sitting in the waiting room for, like, two or three months I think. I've even got a thread with Ava in the drafts somewhere...
...Hey Sonic, do you wanna be the focus muse? Rosalina? Anyone? Please? I'm begging?"
Stares at his thread with Noise.
Stares at his thread with Fleetway.
... ......
"Yeah, no. Amy? Mari? You're up, you two."
#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#((okay now im just having fun as i acknowledge just how many of tails' threads involve him getting absolutely ripped to shreds))#((i swear to god i love him you just have to believe me on this one))#((sighs as i go back to my threads to actually Write instead of stall sdfgtrfdxs))
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i will pay your evil tuition so you can go to evil university and do evil homework and eat evil ramen and graduate with an honors in evil science
i told you all my cool hero friends are going to goodie-two-shoes school and i’m going too. why dont you LISTEN to me DAD you NEVER LISTEN to me. just because you pissed on the moon doesnt mean i wanna follow in your footsteps and do it too!! god!!! you’re so lame!
...okay maybe i’ll reconsider going to evil university, but im not doing it for you, im doing it for the diabolical dino nuggs. those things fuckin slap.
#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#(ANSWERS.) ''And that's my scope of the scene!''#robotnikium#((now THIS is the compelling character-driven content i came onto tails for))
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“New blog-wide rule that I forgot to mention. This space is not open to any Mephileses of any kind, especially @shadowsceptered. Cannot stress that enough. Leave me alone.”
#(IC.) ''Just call me Tails!''#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#shadowsceptered#((sorry he's spoken and them's just the breaks))
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He needs an adult.
#(IC.) ''Just call me Tails!''#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#(DASH COMM.)#((checks the calendar?))#((no it isnt sunday; what are yall doing))
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“ooO, LoOk At mE, I’M goNnA tRy EAtiNg DIRT.”
“That’s YOU, that what YOU sound like.” ALL UNIVERSES HAVE DIRT. YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT DIRT IS. YOU DON’T GO TO FRANCE AND SAY ‘HM, I WONDER WHAT FRENCH DIRT TASTES LIKE.’ DIRT IS DIRT. THIS IS UNNECESSARY IDIOCY. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#(DASH COM.)#((tags it as crack but only because tails is actually Saying it. i promise you that he is absolutely 100% Thinking this))
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" OR, I know some of the greatest universities in the universe. Want a degree in temporal construction? Spaceships? Star studies? Anything you want! "
“See? Sandshoes get me. I’m gonna go off into space college and learn about star stuff. What do you think about that, DAD.”
#(CRACK.) ''Incomprehensible technobabble.''#(DASH COM.)#alllonsy#((love that tails's quote unquote 'villain arc' thus far is just rebellious teenager SDFGYTGRFDC))
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